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”When the grandmothers of today hear the word ‘Chippendales,’ they don’t think of chairs.” –Joan Kerr
“At age 82, I sometimes feel like a twenty-year-old, but there is seldom one around.” –Milton Berle
“Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home.” –Phyllis Diller
“It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.” –Unknown
“I’m so old that bartenders check my pulse instead of my I.D.” –Louise Bowie at 75
“I have long thought that the aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.”
–George H.W. Bush’s gag writers
“Age doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese.” –Billie Burke
“Youth is wasted on the young.” –Proust
“The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always asked to do things, and you are not yet decrepit enough to turn them down.” –T.S. Eliot
“I have an aunt who married so late in life that Medicare picked up 80 percent of the honeymoon.” –Don Reber
“If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.” –George Burns
“Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.” –George Burns
“If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.” –I.F. Stone
“If you survive long enough, you’re revered – rather like an old building.” –Katharine Hepburn
“I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I’m older than most western countries.” –George Burns
